trades

So you bought a jersey from your favorite team. Not the cheap imitation. Not the cheap knockoff sold outside the stadium. But the real one. It was not cheap. But it is your favorite team. And you chose wisely. Because it is a jersey you will wear for years. Since the player is a future all-star. What? That future all-star got traded by your favorite team. You can't show up to the game wearing that jersey. He is not one of the family anymore. He got blacksheeped out. And you do want to join him by wearing the jersey. Bad memories. I know. What are you going to do? I know. If you had gone with a legendary player. You would have been alright. But you did not. So what can you do? Well the team should exchange the jersey free of charge. Or at least change the name and number of the jersey free of charge. Its not your fault he was traded. You are just being a good fan. A loving fan. And what kind of love does the team showing return? Nothing you are stuck with with this worthless jersey. And they expect you to buy a jersey of the player he was traded for. The jersey is not even a year old. They should make the jerseys with Velcro so you can switch the names and numbers. Because you never know what your favourite player ends up doing? Missing the game 7 winning shot? Giving up a 9Th inning game 7 world series home run? Fumbling at the 1 yard line in the super bowl. In the last minute. Going for the winning touch down. Kills his ex wife and her lover. Gives up the game 7 winning shot in the Stanley cup. Calls a time out in the NCAA final that your team does not have. Pukes in the game winning drive in the super bowl and the team loses.