Lafayette

When I ever ride Bart from Walnut Creek to San Francisco. I pass by the city of Lafayette. In Lafayette right by the Bart line in the hills they have a monument with a lot of white crosses. The crosses are put their for every person that dies fighting on the American side on Iraq. I see them every time I pass by and think of what a good choice to put the there. I wonder if the ones who chose that spot know who the city is named after.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_du_Motier,_marquis_de_Lafayette.

In American history classes they never tell you about Lafayette. An American Revolution hero. A Frenchmen. Without him, maybe the French would have maybe never have gotten involved in the American Revolution. A lot of cities across America are named after him. I like to think that Lafayette would be proud to have a war monument there for the soldiers who gave their lives in a city named in his honor.

newspaper

You know when newspapers are going to go out of business. When movie theaters do not bother to pay for their theater to be listed. I was looking at the big bay area SFCHRON newspaper for listings for a theater in Dublin CA. No listing. What no listing? Yeah I guess they thought why bother. No one is buying the newspaper anymore anyway.They just go online. Hey I do not care. It was just one of those days. But that just shows where the newspaper business really is. What's next? No TV listings. Who looks at those anyways? No crossword puzzle? I have never done the crossword puzzle. Because words are meant to be spoken. Writing is a human institiution.

heat

I wonder if God gave us hot places to let us know. Do not be hear in the summer. Same way God gave us cold places to let us know. Do not be hear in the winter. The question is did God have something to do with creating air conditioners and heaters? God did make hairy animals. So they can survive the winter. But humans are not hairy. Well some of us. That's why God gave us hair on our pubic region. Because God wanted our pubic regions to withstand the cold weather. To be able to reproduce. But did God invent porno? Where woman feel oblige to shave their pubic are to keep her man happy?

money

So I went to KFC to get half grilled half fried chicken family meal. I went through the drive. Put in my order. AndI figured out I did not have the 20 dollar bill on me. Where did the bill go? I have had money fall out of my shorts before when I reach my for my keys. So I told the woman that I forgot my wallet and I will be back in 10 minutes. Which was a lie because I have my wallet connected to my keys. Because I lose my wallet too. So I get back to my apartment complex and look everywhere where my car was parked for the 20 dollars. No 20. Checked in my car. No 20. Thein I looked in my pocket in my t shirt. There is the 20. Went back to KFC. Got my order came back. And ate the fried chicken.

phone

I have a cell phone that is considered outdated. You can't even buy the cell phone at the store anymore. I wonder if in 20 years people will be using old cell phones as a relic. Will people collect old cell phones. Like they collect old cars. Some places like Best Buy have a box to dump your old cell phones. Funny I thought of looking in there to see if their is a better cell phone than mine and switch to it. But do I really want a phone that I can can check my e mails and Facebook status. I want to be able to turn off too. Yeah those cool phones look nice. But I thought cell phones were getting smaller. Not bigger. Now they have small laptops. One day the laptop and cell phone will turn into the same thing.

sticker

I saw her. She was driving a dark blue Prius. But that was not what excited me. It was the sticker. It was a "peaceful warrior" sticker. Its been awhile since I thought of that book. I wanted to get a that sticker too. I felt like we were is some club. Some underground club. Some club the masses would not understand. We shared a book. Maybe thats how someone who thought the world was round. Felt when the found someone else who felt the world was round too. She had long black hair and sunglasses. She was perfect. In every way. I wish I had that sticker on my car. I wonder how many people have the same reaction. That sticker. It was my first time seeing that sticker. Sad and happy at the same time.

wraps

WTF is a wrap? Its a burrito. Why not just say it's a burrito? Are you too raciest to call your burrito a burrito. Are you too sophisticated too call your burrito, a burrito? I hate restaurants that call their burritos, wraps. Its a burrito. You raciest fucks. If you have a clientele that won't eat at your restaurant if you have a burrito on the menu. Then dress up in a KKK outfit and serve your food. You raciest piece of shit. I want to meet the asshole that decided to call their burrito a wrap. I hope they get wrapped in a burrito when they die. I hope they get burried as a burrito.

carwash

I went to the car wash today. Not the expensive put the car in someone else's hands kind of car wash. But the drive through car wash. I chose shell because Shell has a good car wash. I don't gas up at Shell. Because Shell is expensive. I am cheap. Well I was waiting to go in. But the car in front of me was not moving. The car was just sitting there trying to dry. You just can't sit there trying to dry. When they're is someone getting in. I had green light. Green light means go in on the street and carwash. But they were not moving. WTF? What am I suppose to do? I just kept moving in. Hoping the driver got the message to move out. But they were not moving out. Well patience is a virtue. Not me sucker move out. I got to the point. I was trying to get a good look to see who this person was. Finally my car was getting rained on. They decided to go.

espn

The last I looked ESPN is an American company. They were showing the national team play Egypt in soccer on ESPN 2. On ESPN they had Brazil and Italy. Yeah Brazil and Italy might have been a better match. But this is the national team. Why is the national team on ESPN 2. Why is it even on ESPN? It should be on regular TV. In Mexico the national team is on regular TV. So everybody can watch. Its national pride. It sickens me that the national team is regulated to ESPN 2. Not just now but it is always shown there. Where is the pride. Pride isn't about kicking people's ass during war. Its about supporting the national teams.

pants

Watching golf I always wondered why do they wear khakis? Why not wear sweats or shorts. the shirts they wear look like they work at a copy machine store. At least they wear baseball caps. But even those are like cheap baseball caps they give out for free if you sign up for a credit card. They are usually to small for my over large brain sized head. That's what really gets me about golf. I would play. But I don't want to wear all that. Especially if I have to walk for a couple of hours. Really. The golf carts are cool. I would not even get of the golf cart to the hit the ball. I would just hit it while on the golf cart. The balls are really small too. But they are white. What sport can you bring your own ball to play? In the NBA you can't show up with your own basketball you have used since you were 5 years old. Get some sense golf. Please. Anything you have to wear khakis to play is not a sport. Its a job.

tiger cam

I am watching golf. When I say golf I mean I am watching Tiger play golf. I never watched golf before Tiger and i will probably not watch after Tiger. I have not played golf. I played mini golf though. I thought about playing golf in college. They had golf classes. But I just always thought golf is so frustrating. But I like to watch golf with Tiger. I do watch woman's golf. Just because the woman's golf has some sexy golfers. But the truth is i want a Tiger cam. Come on. Have like a Tiger channel. When Tiger is playing they should give him his own channel. I don't give a fuck about what the other golfers are doing. I just want to see Tiger.

hair cutt

So I got a hair cut today. It was cool. Real quick. Only about 15 minutes. That's what I like. Quick and easy. She tried to talk to me during the cut. But she does not know English very well. I noticed she had a sexy red streak on her hair. iIdon't mean to be judgmental. But I do like that my hair cutter has a good haircut. And why not? It shows they know what they are doing. The cut was 15. I know big baller, big spender. I am a big baller. But not big spender. Maybe even a little cheap. She gave me a 5 dollar bill back. So I figured she did not want any tips. If she had givin me 5 1 dollar bills. I would've tipped her. Big baller rocks it. But now my angels cap is big on me.?

baseball

So I went to the Giants and Angels game yesterday. It was at AT&T Park. I had not bought a ticket yet. Really because I like surprises. Well I got there and I was surprised. Surprised in a what they're people here. Not like the Colisium. The ticket line was a mile long. It was wednesday afternoon. What is it with these people? they have no jobs? So when the ticket scalper came up I was ready to buy. He must have had like 100 tickets. I asked how much? He said 15. I handed a 20. Then he gave me 5 back and no ticket. Like I was some drunk knucklehead. What about the ticket? Then he gave me the ticket. A 9 ticket for 15. Not bad in this bad economy. Hey even the scalper needs to make a living. And the 6 is bonus enough for me. But out of the hundred people in line only a couple of us were law breakers buying scalped tickets. But as any scalped ticket buyer knows the fun is not in the buying the ticket. Its having the ticket go through the computer. for what it seemed like a lifetime the woman passed my ticket through the computer and it was fucking good. thank god.

jacket

When I was a kid for my birthday my parents got me a California Angels jacket. It was the greatest thing. It had a big map of California on the back. But my birthday is in May. so I could not wear it during the summer. But I wanted to wear it so badly. I loved it. But I was not allowed to wear it. But then we went to San Francisco for the day. And I got to wear my jacket. Oh I excited I was to wear it. So every summer cold day in San Francisco I think about somebody getting to put on their favorite jacket.

summer

I have to check the calender to make sure we are in the season called summer. It does not feel like summer. It feels like spring, winter and fall all at the same time. But not like summer. Where is the heat? Where is all this global warming I keep hearing about? Al Gore has to tell me where the heat went. Because it never came. Yeah in a month I could complaining about too much heat. But too much heat in the summer I understand. Shorts, t shirts, and bad sunburns I understand. Making sure I have my jacket in the summer I don't understand. Understanding is the name of the game. The only people happy about the bad summer are tanning salon owners.

roots

Its sad to see The Roots as a back up band on Jimmy Fallon. TV bands are just a bunch of musicians put together to play on a show. They do not have a career as a band. But not The Roots. The Roots have a successful career going. Bands should not be on a studio recording a talk show Monday through Friday. They should be touring across the country or the world. I know the exposure is good. But at what price. Its kind of sad to see.

iphone

So Apple came out with a cheap Iphone. Haha. For 99 dollars you can now get an Iphone. Remember all the cool people who ran out to get an Iphone to showoff. Look at me I just spent all this money on an Iphone. Look at me I am so cool I got an Iphone. Look at you know sucker. Your Iphone is all ready outdated. The 99 dollar Iphone is better than the one you shelled out over 300 dollars to get last year. And what you now you have to live with is having a outdated Iphone but you also got to live with ATT. Sucker. Haha. Look at me I just got fuct by Apple and ATT at the same time.

dreadlocks

I did it again and I feel so shitty for it. I went to a hat store and put on the fake dreads hat. Why do I always put on the fake dreads on. I put 2 of them on. They had a grey dreads one too. Dreads are a respected part of a religion in Jamaica. Called the Rastafarian movement. So I wondered if in Jamaica they sell fake dreads too. Or they sell fake non dreads. How do the Rastafarian's feel about the fake dreads hat? I want to know. Maybe they like it. Maybe they feel like we want to be part of their culture, they're religion. The truth is I like dreads. I always wanted to have them. But I am too chicken shit to do it. So I guess I will keep putting on the fake dreads. At least I have not bought one yet. So I am not that fuct up yet.

light

Yep the check engine light came on again. And yes again I took it to the mechanic. And yet again the mechanic had the balls to tell me that I did not turn the gas cap hard enough. What. Please. Stop giving me this bullshit. The engine light came on by a timer in the computer. It has nothing to do with the gas cap. I know because I put in gas a couple of times before I was stupid enough to take the car to get checked. And again I got charged for the so called not having my gas cap tight enough. I wish my brain would come with a check mechanic light.

email

Someone asked me if I still got my first email. No, actually I don't. My first email was from college. Maybe the email still works. I don't know. I don't even remember what the email was. I don't even remember what college I went to. Just kidding. Sicko. Back in those days Yahoo emails made you look like you were not professional. You need a professional email. Like AOL.com Earth link or whatever service you were using. Even your jobs was OK. Not now everybody has a Yahoo or GMail account. Times have changed and my emails have too. I tried to keep just one professional email. But really I look at 2 each day. But I always think of getting a shorter one than one with my last name. And soon I will have another one to my web page.

chrysler

How is Chrysler still in business? I don't anyone who drives a Chrysler. In fact I can't even remember anyone who actually bought a Chrysler. In fact you can drive all day long and not even see a Chrysler. I see Ferrari's, Rolls Royce's, Kia's, Yugo's Hummer's and even the Smart car. But no Chrysler's. On the other hand I know people who own Fiats. OK it might not be in America, but they own Fiats. Not classic Fiats. Brand new Fiats. I also know people who own classic Fiats. so goodbye Chrysler, hello fiat. You can't spell Chrysler, without cry!!! No Chrysler no cry.

hair cuts

I don't like getting haircuts. I never did. I never liked having someone I don't so close me. My head, my body and my mind. I hate it when I feel their body warmth touching me. I especially don't like it that someone with something sharp near my head is trying to have a conversation with me. I just never felt comfortable sitting in front of a mirror for a half hour. People looking at me wondering things about me. I get asked how short do you want your haircut. So short I don't have to be back for 6 months more. Maybe i should just shave my own head.

barb wire

I went hiking up in the hills near Niles Cali. I had a fight with some crazy barb wire. We got to the end and the sign said no more park. I was cool, but then It happened. I stepped on some barb wire. excuse me. Barb wire. Hidden barb wire. Hidden by a tree. But I kicked the shit out of the barb wire. But the barb wire did get some good shots. Like some scars on my leg. But scars are cool. They are manly. Yeah I know women have scars too. Some people have tattoos I have barb wire scars well I'm not the only one who fought the barb wire. There was Hello Kitty sock stuck on the barb wire.

bad driver

I got a letter from the DVM that said you are a bad driver. You have 3 points in less than a year. That puts you in the bad driver category of all the drivers who are on the road in the lords year of 2009. One more point and we will have to suspend your driving privileges . One more point and we will send you a letter that you are a really bad driver. Thanks DVM. Thanks for making me feel bad. OK so i messed up a couple of times on the road this year. But this tough love DVM is not making things better. Instead of telling me a I am a bad driver. Tell me hey Chris we like having you driving our roads, But you have done somethings that we the government had to write you up for. Please don't make us have to write you up again. its OK. If I do have my drivers license suspended. I am going to buy a boat and just sail into San Francisco. Because you don't need a license to operate a boat.

dress codes

Dress codes are stupid. I tried to go to a hip hop show in a club. They would not let me in because of dress codes. Their no way in hell dress codes include, jerseys, or anything with a team on it. Like baseball caps. T shirts. athletic wear. Like sweats. I was wearing a t shirt and Adidas sweat pants. Please a rap concert and no Adidas? Adidas has a history in hip hop. Run Dmc's my Adidas. yes that Run Dmc and yes that Adidas. Please spare me the gang bangin bull shit.. Just because you don't allow jerseys does not mean gang members are not coming to the shows. Thats like saying if you have to wear a pant suit to an orgy, sex is not going to break out. Sex breaks out anyway.

business cards

I have a business card. I like to hand them out to people like in friendship way. And in a business way. But I feel bad when I hand someone a card and they do not give me one back. Like I am a waste of a card. My cards are not expensive. 250 for 5 dollars. So I hand them like beads at a New Orleans. I'm a comedian. so I put comedian on it. But some comedians put comic, writer. actor, telemarketer, beer tester, and clown. But I just put comedian. Because that's what I am. Well I guess I could also put blogger and organizer now. Some cards are cool. Like I got one that's a sticker. Which is a good idea because I stuck on my laptop. Some of them are very expensive. So they don't want to hand them out unless they run into Jesus. He gets one.

parks

Da Gov. Schwarzeneger is going to close down some parks. Can you really close down a park. How is that possible? are they going to put a chain link fence on the park to close it? Are they going just sell off the land for developers. Is it really possible to do it? Personally I could care less if they close down parks. I never go to them. In high school there was a park next to the school that all the potheads used to kick it at. Lets just say the things that happen in parks are not the best things ever. Drug dealing, prostitution, sex in bathrooms, homeless people sleeping on benches. There is one park in San Jose where I grew up that is notorious for drug dealing. They have been selling drugs there longer than I have been alive. They should not close the parks. They should make it a memorial for the war on drugs. Bury a person there who o'ded and no one has claimed him or her. The tomb of the unknown soldier. It is a monument into the senseless was on drugs. Which In the end drugs won.

white roofs

Obama wants people to paint the roofs white. He said its to safe energy. But is that really true? In the winter wouldn't you want a black roof to get your home heated. in the summer time you do not want your roof black because black it's warmer than white. But seriously. We elected Obama to make changes. This sounds like a joke. Really. that's the problem. What about property values. A house with a white roof makes the house look ugly. So put up some cash Obama. How about tax breaks to people who paint their roofs white. Lets go one better. People are unemployed at high rates. So the government should hire people to paint the roofs white. That way its a win, win situation. Painters are as unemployed as anyone in this bad economy. People will not go buy white paint and get on a roof to paint. I am quite sure fear of heights is keeping a lot of people from painting their roofs any color.

nhl

Its that time of year again. the Stanley Cup playoffs. Its the same 2 teams that played in the Stanley cup finals as last year. What a joke. You mean the NHL is so boring that we have to sit through the same 2 teams and the same winner. Enough who cares. Not me. Why should I watch? The worst part is hockey is Canada's sport. But the finals are 2 American teams. that's like 2 Canadian teams playing in the Super Bowl. That will never happen. The NHL should change to 2 conferences. One American and one Canadian. That way their always will be a Canadian team in the finals.

protest

We are protesting the July 28th game AT%T park. Why are we protesting? Because is is LDS family night. LDS us the official nickname of the Mormon church. The Mormon church put cash, energy and time to make sure Prop 8 here in california passes. Prop 8 is the gay marrige propasition. Gay marrige was legal in California and the Mormons made sure it wasn't. Well we just want to go to the stadium and sit in the stands next to these gay marrige haters. Since it is family night we can show the Mormon children that it is ok not grow up to be a hater like their parents.