this is it

new year, new blogs. yes i am back. back in black. still hella back. yes ts blog time kids. i am watching the extras in Michael Jackson this is it. i remember as a little kid i had the red leather jacket. yeah that one. Michael is one of those people you remember where you were when you heard he died. i was at the sf library on the internet. when i read it. i could not believe it. it was sad. visiting Vegas this week. i wondered. why here? why is it Michael lived here. it seemed like a sad place. he could have done the whole Elvis comeback thing there. every night a show. he did live there. yes i did wonder if the whole kids was kind if weird? if he wanted kids why just have them. or adapt them. but he needed that control thing. you never heard. did Michael change the diapers. i guess we will never learn the true Michael.

gym

I was at the gym. I was riding the bike when the guy next to me gets on the bike with weights in his hands. Its like yeah maybe the bike is not kicking your ass. So you need something extra. Like weights. What makes you so special. You are super workout geek. Please stop this bullshit showing off. You are supposed put your hands down on the bike while your riding. That's why the heartbeat meter is on when your hands are their. I don't want the weights come flying from your hands. because you get tired. So don't show up with weights. Like I don't need to do it. I'm a super warrior. All you are doing is making it tougher on the rest of us that following the rules. Not that breaking the rule is a bad thing. Sometimes its a good thing. But not this time. This time it is bad. It's real bad. Bad like superbad type of bad.

99

I went to the 99 cent store in West Oakland. You know the one I am talking about. Well this store is not in a good area. To prove it. The security guy had a gun. Not that it is easy for a location to get a permit for a gun. Actually I would not know about gun permits. But I do find it strange that a 99 cent store has a security with a gun. Most 99 cent store have an old man as security. So the fact that they need security with a gun is shocking by itself. Who is going to rob a 99 cent store. Some one with 50 cents. That is the problem. That no one should be robbing the 99 cent store. Especially if the security has a gun.This security starts watching me closely. Like I am going to rob someone. Like I am carrying a weapon on me. Please watch someone who has maybe I have been in jail look. Maybe you don't want to follow them. Do you?

umbrella

So i fell to peer pressure. or just tired of getting wet. So I bought an umbrella. Not just any umbrella. But a 20 dollar umbrella. At Target of course. Target would be the place I would think would be ripping people off over an umbrella. Because it is 20 dollars. expensive in the umbrella department. But I bought it. So its on me. Now its a special umbrella. I would not buy just any umbrella. Its a short umbrella when its hidden away. So I like it. because it fits in my pack pack. But when it is opened up. It opens up big. Like those long umbrellas. most small umbrellas have little coverage. But not this one. Its got the best of both worlds. i knew when i bought it. I could find cheaper umbrellas like at the pharmacies. But I felt I was let to target to buy the umbrella. I felt their is a reason why I got their. I could of ended up in a pharmacy where they have cheaper umbrellas. It was raining and windy at the same time yesterday. I felt the umbrella catching wind. Knowing that I payed 20 dollars. I was relaxed knowing it would not break.

rain

Finally it stopped raining before I bought an umbrella. I was thinking of getting one real badly. I need one now big time. I don't drive anymore. because I crashed my car on the Bay Bridge. now i take public transportation and walk. So I am always on my feet. So I get wet. I am a target for the rainman. Yesterday I got wet. Not just a little wet. But hella wet. Double the wetness. I don't mind getting wet. If I know I am going to a place that has a heater running to dry off. But the heater dried my jacket and pants. But it did not dry my feet. My shoes and socks were wet. So lucky I was at the laundromat doing comedy. So I just took off my shoes and socks off and dried them. I made the mistake of wearing shoes that have holes in them. Little holes. Not holes because my shoes are old. But holes that came with the shoes. So that's how the water gets in. I need to wear shoes that are solid. So it will not get wet. People started laughing at me. Like I was some clown. I was drying my shoes and socks. Its not really a big deal.

taco

I was eating 2 jack in the box tacos when I remembered someone had told me their is no meat in the tacos. They use soy. I was upset until i remembered they never said their was meat inside. You just figure that their is. It has something of it. What is it? Is it even soy? Why don't they advertise it as soy? That way you get the vegetarians who feel they are missing out on the fast food experience. And what an experience it is. The whole drive through is a big deal. People should take advantage of fast food. Because their is a lot of groups fighting to keep that big mac out of your hands. So tell me if I am eating soy. Instead good old beef. I like my beef cooked surrounded by other meat products. Iam very upset over the whole soy thing.

2

I went to 2 open mics yesterday in San Francisco. What are the odds 2 open mics would be 3 blocks apart? Well this is the case. one of them is at the deco lounge. Sign up is at 7pm. But it usually starts much earlier. This is cool club. Not many seats in the stage area so get their earlier. It is a gay club. So homophobic jokes not allowed. Actually it would much appreciated. The next club is called 800 larkin. It is a cool club. Sign up is around 730p or when you get there. They even have a smoking room. Which is quite rare this day of age. I like this club. The seats are couches. so sitting here is very comfortable. and if you get the munchies I got your spot. Lee's sandwiches. Lee's is a chain of Vietnamese sandwiches. And they are good. Get the tapioca drink with the balls. The balls taste good.