nails

I chew my nails. I don't know why some people have a problem with that. They think its a bad habit or just plain bad. But I am just thankful that I was not born a woman. Because I could not chew my nails. Because I want them nicely painted to make myself look sexy. With chewing nails with paint on them you will get high. Maybe that is a plus. Maybe that is a good reason. I don't see chewing on nails a bad habit. But some see it as a nervous disorder. Nice. But it could be worst. I could be flexible like a gymnast. So I would chew on my toe nails. Toe nails are just as yummy as regular nails are. So what have we learned today? Do not disturb Chris when he is chewing on his nails. If you see Chris stretching out. He is not trying give himself oral sex. He is trying to chew on his toe nails. Sadly no one has offered their nails for me to chew on. Maybe that should be part of a marriage. You get to chew on your spouse's nails. Especially if the nails are long and sexy with diamonds glued on.