big toe

Its all my big toes fault. my right big toe. The fat toe. The thumb toe. I don't know what the big toe is called? But you get the idea which toe I am talking about. Well that always make a hole in my shoes. Perfectly good shoes. And its happening again. and it is depressing me. I like these shoes. But now its shoe life is shortened because of that big toe. And why is always that big toe. For once I wish it would be the other big toe. But it isn't. Its like my toe insist on making a hole in every shoe I wear. Like it used to be a penis in its past life and it wants to be again. I like the spirit of the toe. It just needs to go through. But it makes my shoes useless. Sad. I know. I think about putting some kind of padding above the big toe area. So it has protection. No not that kind of protection you pervert. And not that kind of pad either. No football pads. Pads worn by women in the 80's as shoulder pads. Or the pad women use on that time of month. Even though i figure that pad would do the job.