joke

I almost got my ass kicked last night at an open mic. At Amnesia in San Francisco. I was on stage doing my set. I have a joke that I talk about putting cheap beer and my clothes because women are attracted to the smell of cheap beer. Because it reminds them of their first time. This lesbian freaked over that joke. She said it was not funny. Why should I speak for women. Like I am trying to be a spokesperson for what women think. She said it was bad. That cheap beer joke should never be done again. I told her its a joke. Calm your ass. But no way was what i was doing OK. She blocked the doorway. Wouldn't let me out. It freaky. Because I have done jokes that people would freak out about. But that was not one of them. Maybe the women she likes smell like cheap beer. Maybe she smells like cheap beer herself. iI don't know what she really was mad at. Or why she was mad at me at all. Since i am so likable.