conditioner

I fucked up. I bought conditioner instead of shampoo. Why is the word poo in shampoo? I am cheap so I decided to just use the conditioner. Since it is dandruff fighting conditioner. From Head and Shoulders. But I have been getting questions. Why is your hair so dirty. Why does your hair look like you are trying to get dreads. Well the reason is I am only using conditioner. I plan to use the whole bottle. Just because I feel ripped off. The bottle looked like all the the Head and Shoulders bottle. I thought it had conditioner and shampoo in the same bottle. I did not know that their was no shampoo. I feel tricked. So I refuse to get a shampoo until my conditioner runs out. I don't care how dirty my hair looks. If it starts dreading than just call me rasta.