cologne

I got a very weird Christmas gift. I got a cologne. Colognes are not my thing. I don't try to smell good. I smell alright I say. But who is saying. Are they trying to send me a message that I smell bad. How dare you use the wonderful holiday of Christmas to send me the message that I smell bad. Why do you get to send me the message? I think smell alright. I take a shower each day. I wash my hair every other day. So I smell good. Enough of this you need cologne crap. I smell like I am supposed to smell. Like someone who bathes smells. So to get cologne is a slap in the face. At least get me a cologne that smells good. Not some cologne that smells perfume. I am not a metro sexual. So I do not appreciate getting some cologne that smells like something flowery. I am a man. I want to smell like a man smells.