Saturday, July 25, 2009
eyebrows
I was at the mall. I saw a booth that sold eyebrows. A whole booth that sold eyebrows. I know that women and men have been using fake eyebrows for centuries. So there have always been stores that sold fake eyebrows. But this was a booth that only sold fake eyebrows. Do we really need a whole booth to sell fake eyebrows? I mean we all have eyebrows. Not once have I seen some woman and thought she is hot. But she needs more eyebrows. It is almost impossible for someone to think that person needs more eyebrows. Hey. We sell fake everything else. Why not eyebrows. Yeah maybe. But a whole booth. Maybe I am out of touch with this generations youth. Maybe it is cool to use fake eyebrows. Maybe. I don't think so. I just kept staring at it. Could not believe it.
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the tweezer manufacturers started this racket. they perpetuate the feelings of female inadequacy by first telling them 'you need to pluck your god-given furriness' then extrapolate that feeling by making them feel like they can't even do that right and then sell them perfecty synthetic shit to put back on the parts of their faces they just eliminated that shit from. insecure chicks are awesome and easy.
ReplyDeleteiknow it sux big time to feel the nned to put on fake eye brows. shave ur legs. what gives?
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