wipers

My windshield wipers are stuck to my windshield. At first I thought someone superglued them as a joke. But after a while I realized it was not someone. But something. It was a tree or trees that superglued my wipers. I don't know how sticky stuff comes off the trees and lands on my windshield. Maybe its tree cum. Maybe the trees have sex and the cum lands on my windshield. Because whatever it is. Its hella sticky. I forgot that my wipers were stuck to the windshield and accidentally turned them on. They broke. The rubber part got stuck to my windshield. The metal part moved. They came apart. Kind of sad. My wipers will need to separate. I don't how long they have been together. How many storms they have fought together. All good things must come to an end.