happy hour

Happy hour is usually the hours between 4-7pm monday through friday. Its when they have drink deals. By drink deals I mean alcohol deals. So if I don't drink alcohol I do not get happy? We all need to be happy. Want to be happy. I guess there is no happy hour for non alcohol drinkers. What is up with that? That is not fair. I want drink specials too. I want specials for Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, or Ice Tea. With no ice of course. I think everybody should be included in happy hour or hours. Because happy hour never last an hour does it? But it never starts if you do not participate in the alcohol. If they had happy hour for us. We would participate in happy hour. Now all we have is non happy hours. No happy. No happy. No me. No me.