advertising

My new neighbor works for a company that gets advertising on a car. Well. I was thinking what companies would be good to advertise on my car. I know your first reaction is liqueur. Like beer , tequila or Zima. Well. don't think so. Because Chris does not drink. OK. fine no liqueur. Yes Chris does not drink. But it does not mean Chris does want advertising on drinking. I have drank before. So I have no problem advertising liqueur. But I want a manley liqueur. Not like blueberry Schnapps. Or non virgin Shirley Temple. Something that says Chris likes to party with good shit. Maybe some Napoleon Brandy. Something cool. Like Mad Dog 2020. Cisco. Thunderbird. Go all ghetto. All the time. Maybe some rolling paper company like Zig Zags. Bic lighters. Bad fast food. Like Jack in the box. 24 hour fitness. Like I exercise. Some new porn film coming out. Like nailin palin 2. There are so many good products I could advertise. Walmart would be cool. Hot topic. Head and shoulders shampoo. God its all good to sell your soul to advertise.