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I got something so I can record video on my phone for longer than 30 seconds. Why do I need something longer than 30 seconds. That's how long I last during sex. Ha ha. Not true. But it is hard to record a stand up video video for only 30 seconds. Because you never know when the best 30 seconds are. Some people are only funny for 30 seconds. But not Chris . Chris is funny for more than 3o seconds. So Chris found a way to record for longer than 3o seconds. So Chris bought this thing with 2 megabytes. I hope it is megabytes. I don't know. Well I recorded my show last night and I went 13 minutes. 13 is my favorite number. Maybe so? It is my favorite joke though. So now I have the problem. That I want to show my videos. So I can showoff. But I don't have Internet on my phone. So now I have to get Internet to download the videos from my phone. Live from the phone its Chris Schiappacasse. And what sweeter words are than those words? Huh? And if you don't agree. I don't think so. Buddy. And if you do. Disagree watch my videos. they will change your mind. The ones I will soon be downloading from my phone.